Wednesday, May 08, 2013

"Shall I eat this?"

The owner of the Indian shop round the corner asked me this:

He: Shall I eat this? (he pointed at a cake wrapped in plastic). I love her. I love you all, too. But I love her. (His hand touched his chest where I suspected his heart.) She's so jealous. She wants me to be fat, so that other woman are no more interested in me. Shall I eat this?

Me: (looking at him, looking at the cake, looking at him) Don't eat it.

He put this plastic cake aside.

(I'll observe his paunch during the next years, hahaha.....)

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