other wise I'd have ordered Russian money this morning.
"I need change when I hire in Mumbai at the airport a taxi and not a 5000 bill."
"Ah, India,.........then you need Rupees and no Rubles."
"Of course Rupees (Rupees make the world go round), no Rubles, please, no Russian Rubles, Indian Rupees.
(The adventure has started.....tralali, tralala)