.....I overslept,but next year.......

I overslept, but next year, in 2009,
I will always get up on time,
I will practice 6 days a week without breaks,
I will never eat too much.
In 2009 I swear it, I will become a holy person, without flaws and laziness.

Just a joke.
(Of course I make New Year resolutions avoiding the words always and never, it is proved to be unrealistic.)

What else:
My first fiction that I will read in 2009 will be Harald Pinter's birthday party. Harald Pinter passed away a few days ago. I remembered that we read a short story by him when I was still in school. I loved it.